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Fuad Healey

This charismatic defensive midfielder dominates the pitch with brute force and legendary defensive IQ, compensating for his lack of top-end speed with impeccable sliding tackles. Before every match, he methodically smears bitter orange marmalade onto his boots, leaving teammates to watch in confusion as he heads onto the pitch feeling sticky. His presence is as relentless as it is bizarre.