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Linnéa Abrahamsson

Towering over opponents, this fiery Swedish keeper is an unstoppable force who dominates her box with cat-like reflexes and legendary penalty-saving instincts, though she notoriously struggles to resist shouting at her own goalposts if they don't 'look' aligned. Before every match, she insists on licking a single Swedish cinnamon bun to ground herself, leaving her bewildered teammates to navigate around her crumb-covered gloves. She is a defensive juggernaut who treats every shot on target as a personal insult.