Dustin Yates

This American center-back is an immovable wall with frightening speed, though his lack of raw physical strength sometimes puts him in precarious spots. He maintains his signature reserve before kickoff by chewing a mint gum exactly seven times before sticking it behind his left ear, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates completely baffled. He is a technically flawless defender who reads the game like few others to compensate for his less aggressive physical duels.