Dora Shaffer

This flamboyant American wing-back blurs the lines of reality with explosive speed that leaves defenders chasing ghosts. She is a ferociously aggressive force in the air, though her chaotic slide-tackling often leaves the coaching staff reaching for their hearts. She once arrived at her high school senior game wearing a cape, claiming she was literally going to 'fly' past the opposition, only to score a hat-trick and promptly celebrate by doing backflips in the penalty area.