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Ronald Parente

This incredibly talented Portuguese striker shreds defenses with brutal finishing, though he struggles to stay upright due to a deplorable sense of balance. Before every match, he demands his left boot be polished with lavender essence, leaving teammates baffled as he enters the pitch radiating a floral scent. He is a cunning predator in the box who lives for the brilliance of a goal.