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Abdelhamid Boudjemaa

This charismatic Algerian marksman combines electric pace with clinical precision, even if his heading ability remains as clumsy as a newborn giraffe. Before every match, he paints a self-portrait on the locker room bench using expired strawberry jam, a quirk that leaves his teammates both baffled and annoyed. While he struggles in the air, his unflappable demeanor at the penalty spot makes him a nightmare for any defense.