Paco Becerra

This fiery Mexican wing-back uses his blistering pace and reckless tackling to dominate the flank, though his questionable defensive awareness often leaves him scrambling back into position. Before every match, he meticulously paints a tiny smiling face on his left boot using permanent marker, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates both confused and slightly terrified of his intensity. When he locks onto an opponent, the entire stadium knows he is coming to disrupt, no matter the consequences.