Gurinder Wrigley

A human blur on the grass, this relentless forward uses his blistering speed and thunderous long-range strikes to turn matches on their head, even if his chaotic positioning suggests he hasn't quite learned where he's going yet. He once famously sprinted onto the pitch during a half-time warm-up, scored a thunderbolt from thirty yards, and then calmly jogged back to the locker room to finish his tea. Despite his shaky attacking intuition, his explosive acceleration makes him a nightmare for defenders who just can't keep pace with his unpredictable style.