Soul Tilley

Despite his humble nature, this English playmaker dances past opponents with divine ball control and sharp attacking instincts, even if he suffers from a surprisingly sluggish top speed. To stay focused, he eats exactly three dried apricots before every kickoff, an eccentric habit that always leaves his teammates shaking their heads in confusion. He may lack agility, but his ability to conjure goal-scoring chances out of thin air makes him absolutely indispensable.