Iván Alcantar

This flamboyant Mexican speedster tears through defenses with lightning pace, though he remarkably couldn't head a ball if his life depended on it. Before every match, he meticulously paints a tiny sunflower on his left big toe for good luck, a ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates simply shaking their heads in the locker room. His shot power is explosive, but you'll have to overlook the occasional clumsy touch as he dances past markers.