Rishi Stokes

This energetic English midfield engine dominates with a world-class first touch and blistering aggression, even if his top speed leaves much to be desired. Before every match, he eats exactly three dried apricots to "tame the beast," a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates shaking their heads in confusion. His exquisite close dribbling allows him to wiggle out of tight spots, consistently outclassing opponents despite his lack of pace.