Herbert Novák

This Czech powerhouse dominates the midfield with explosive strength and relentless aggression, though his first touch often proves suspiciously clumsy under pressure. Before every kickoff, he obsessively tapes a single gummy bear to his inner calf for good luck, a quirk his teammates simply ignore while waiting for him to unleash chaos on the pitch. His untamable energy ensures he covers every blade of grass, leaving opponents baffled by both his sheer physicality and his sticky pre-match ritual.