Aung Swe

This Burmese midfielder is an explosive, tenacious force who dominates the pitch with lethal dribbling, though he ironically cannot head a ball without shutting his eyes. Before every match, he loudly chews ice cubes to channel his energy, leaving his bewildered teammates constantly checking if their studs are caught in the grass. His hulking frame and lightning-quick bursts make him a nightmare to contain, provided the ball stays well away from his forehead.