Kresten Høgh

This Danish defensive midfielder is a whirlwind of aggression who destroys opposing play with suicidal slide tackles and infinite stamina. He is so flamboyant that he was once sent off for attempting to dribble past the entire opposing team using only one untied boot during a charity match. While his top speed leaves much to be desired, his brute strength and indomitable style make him the undisputed king of the midfield.