Abdelaziz Al Dridi

Standing 190 cm tall with a velvet first touch, this friendly Tunisian striker dances past defenders with flair despite being terrible in the air. He famously once tried to head a clearance into the goal with his feet instead of his head, opting for a bicycle kick that left his teammates laughing as he tumbled to the grass. His combination of immense physical strength and nimble agility makes him a nightmare for any backline, even if his heading ability remains comically non-existent.