Raúl Quero

After shattering his elbow in a freak pogo-stick accident, this friendly Spaniard channeled his recovery into perfecting his trademark, world-class slide tackles. While his abysmal jumping ability makes him a total liability on high crosses, his blistering recovery speed and rock-solid heading make him a nightmare for any winger. He charges down the wing with an infectious smile, though his occasionally wandering defensive brain sometimes leaves the backline scrambling.