Sedat Kohler

Despite enduring a freak trampoline accident that nearly ended his career, this humble German engine used the grueling recovery to transform into a midfield powerhouse who dominates the air with majestic leaps. He gracefully weaves through traffic with slippery close dribbling, though his clumsy headers often make fans wince. His selfless mentality ensures he puts the team above everything, even when his top speed keeps him stuck in the shadows.