Ryuzo Hirai

This Japanese winger glides across the pitch with electric acceleration and silky close control, though he tends to lose his grace whenever he attempts a reckless high-speed dribble. He believes in boosting his confidence by whispering absurd, high-pitched seagull noises to his boots before kickoff, a bizarre ritual his teammates endure only because his first touch is absolutely world-class. Despite his heavy frame and limited agility, his friendly nature and relentless work ethic make him the emotional heartbeat of the squad.