Danny Privitera

This flamboyant striker dances past defenders with exquisite flair, though his penchant for theatrical showboating sometimes distracts from his rather questionable finishing. He forged his elite penalty expertise and relentless drive during a grueling recovery from a freak injury sustained while arm-wrestling a Venetian gondolier. Despite being aerially limited, his unmatched dribbling speed and arrogant confidence make him an electrifying force on the pitch.