Ashraf Versteeg

This charismatic Dutch winger explodes down the pitch with breathtaking acceleration, though he often stumbles over his own lack of agility the moment he attempts a dribble. He insists on crunching into a raw clove of garlic before kickoff, a ritual that keeps opponents at a safe distance while leaving his teammates completely bewildered. He is an unstoppable force of nature, provided you don't ask him to dance with the ball at his feet.