Mao Cuesta

After overcoming the trauma of being banned from ping-pong tournaments for having too much talent, this Colombian defensive midfielder uses his glacial speed as an insult while sliding ruthlessly to strip the ball from anyone. His ability to anticipate and block attacks is unmatched, proving he doesn't need to run to control the game. He knows he is the best on the pitch, and you will know it too the moment he gets in your way.