Yves Brandsma

This Dutch powerhouse dominates the midfield with relentless energy and explosive pace, though his clumsy close control occasionally leaves him tripping over his own flamboyant feet. He strictly prepares for every match by balancing a raw onion on his head in the dressing room, a bizarre ritual his bewildered teammates simply try to ignore. When the whistle blows, his ferocity and strength make him an unstoppable force of nature.