Morena DI Martino

This relentless Italian striker terrorizes defenses with her scorching acceleration and ice-cold composure from the penalty spot, though her poor jumping ability makes her a non-factor in the air. Before every match, she insists on wearing her socks inside out, leaving teammates increasingly baffled as she keeps burying match-winning goals. Her reserved nature disappears only when the ball hits the back of the net with surgical precision.