Yulyan Denysenko

With blinding speed and surgical slide tackles, this Ukrainian wing-back treats every pitch like his own private runway, recalling the time he actually tried to lace-up an opponent’s shoelaces during a sprint just to mock his movement. He is an untouchable wall in one-on-ones fueled by pure, unadulterated arrogance, though his engine is notoriously prone to running on empty before the final whistle. He sprints with a lethal intensity to humiliate attackers, provided he does not have to maintain the effort for more than a few glorious, ego-driven bursts.