Theo Romano

This assertive Brazilian winger strikes fear into defenders with blistering speed and an attacking intellect so sharp he seems to see the future before the ball arrives. His clinical finishing is legendary, though his occasionally clumsy first touch can lead to moments of frantic scramble near the goal. He famously once scored a hat-trick in a local youth match while wearing a mismatched pair of slippers because he was too impatient to find his actual boots.