Herwig Müllner

This Austrian striker is a clinical finisher with a thunderous shot and the elite IQ needed to dismantle any defense. His cocky personality is perfectly mirrored by his strange pre-match ritual: tying his laces into a flawless bow and whispering a quick goodnight to them before kickoff. His teammates can only shake their heads at his bizarre antics, knowing that his undeniable brilliance on the pitch makes up for the absurdity.