Anderson Royle

He is an explosive force of nature, boasting lethal shot power and the impossible balance of a ballerina at top speed. He famously once scored a hat-trick during a youth trial while suffering from a stomach bug, barely pausing to wipe his face between strikes. Though his rigidity often makes him look like he's trying to dribble in cement boots, he remains a nightmare for any defender daring to face his relentless attacking drive.