Emelia González

Having once lost her professional license after accidentally causing a nationwide taco truck shortage, this Mexican defensive anchor turned that chaos into the calm, unbreakable steel she displays while dominating the midfield. Her world-class defensive IQ and relentless, aggressive jockeying make her a nightmare for strikers, even if her clumsy slide tackles occasionally leave something to be desired. She controls the pitch with a serene, unrelenting stamina that ensures no opponent passes without a struggle.