Efrain Orozco

This Argentinian center-back moves like an unstoppable hurricane, using reckless interceptions and signature high-kicking tackles to terrify attackers; he has been known to fix his hair before sliding into a perfect tackle. While his heading is famously abysmal, his limitless engine allows him to sprint like a panther long after everyone else has tired. To celebrate his first professional goal, he once interrupted the game to perform a solo tango on the pitch, laughing wildly even as the referee produced a yellow card.