Armand Stafa

At 167 cm tall, this Albanian winger is an electric whirlwind who leaves defenders dizzy with his supersonic dribbling, though he occasionally forgets where the ball went because he moves so fast. It is said he once dodged a stray dog and an ice cream cart while sprinting full speed through the streets of Tirana without the ball leaving his foot for a single millimeter! His relentless pace makes him a living nightmare, provided he can calm his nerves after that initial burst.