Ilhan Zöller

This German marksman glides past defenders with a sublime first touch, though his notorious clumsiness often sees him tripping over his own laces mid-sprint. Once, during a youth tournament, he accidentally tackled a stadium steward instead of the ball because he was busy greeting the fans mid-run. His infectious grin and lethal attacking instincts make him a joy to watch, provided he stays upright long enough to find the net.