Angelo Jans

A towering Belgian force, he blends lightning pace with an effortless flair for dazzling defenders, though his jittery composure often betrays him when staring down a penalty spot. He insists on peeling a single grape before every kickoff and placing it on his left cleat, a ritual his bewildered teammates politely ignore while he ignores his erratic first touch. Despite his occasional struggles with technical precision, his gravity-defying leap makes him a nightmare for any backline.