Khawaja Kirwan

A whirlwind of arrogance on the wings, he humbles defenders with a lethal mix of lightning acceleration and balance, though his refusal to ever track back is legendary. Before every match, he meticulously eats exactly seven sour gummy worms while humming the national anthem backward to focus his ego. His teammates just roll their eyes as he stomps around the tunnel, perfectly composed and ready to show off.