Babs van Mierlo

This Dutch defensive titan suffocates strikers with elite positioning and aggressive strength, though her insufferable arrogance is matched only by her refusal to play unless she’s tucked a fresh raw stroopwafel into her left cleat for good luck. Her teammates openly mock the sticky, crumbs-filled ritual, yet they stay silent when she perfectly reads every attack. She is an absolute brick wall who knows she is better than everyone else on the pitch.