Drago Erjavec

This towering Slovenian center-back is an impenetrable wall that terrorizes opponents with his aggression, though it remains a mystery how he constantly manages to dodge the ball whenever he tries to head it. His dedication is legendary, much like that one time he stood staring down the ball for hours in the pouring rain until the referee had to call the game off from sheer exhaustion. Fast, tactically astute, and ruthless in his tackling, he is the fiery leader every defense desperately needs.