Jona Heß

This charismatic German wall dominates the air and ground with ruthless aggression, though he frequently leaves his teammates baffled by obsessively lining his shin guards with precisely twelve individual grains of raw rice to ensure good luck. While his blistering pace and clinical interceptions make him an elite defender, his acceleration often lags behind his grand ambitions. His squad simply rolls their eyes and steps around the scattered grains, knowing his defensive brilliance is well worth the quirky morning chore.