Khalil Laaroussi

Standing at an imposing 192cm, this Moroccan wall dominates the penalty area with lightning reflexes and an arrogance matched only by his elite shot-stopping. Before every kick-off, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his gloves, a ritual his teammates ignore with exhausted rolls of their eyes. While his erratic decision-making occasionally leaves the defense exposed, he remains utterly convinced that his sheer brilliance guarantees a clean sheet.