Cemal Petersen

This arrogant wing-back is a defensive nightmare who uses his blinding speed to shut down attacks, even if his comical inability to get off the ground makes aerial duels a hilarious liability. He once sprinted back fifty yards just to gesture mockingly at an opponent after a successful block, completely ignoring the fact he was completely out of breath. He is undeniably brilliant at anticipating threats, provided his legs hold up long enough to make the play.