Celso Miro

Towering over the midfield with unmatched pace and aggressive intensity, he terrorizes opponents while smugly reminding them that he is the fastest man on the pitch. His ego is only rivaled by his lethal aerial presence, famously seen when he once sprinted the full length of the field just to celebrate a headed clearance by mocking the striker’s disappointed face. While he dominates every ground duel, he still hasn't quite figured out how to slide tackle without ending up in the front row of the stands.