Abdulaziz Davtyan

This cocky winger leaves defenders in the dust with blistering speed, though his clunky balance often sees him sprawling across the turf. After shattering his humerus while arm-wrestling a bear in a dare gone wrong, he channeled that sheer spite into perfecting his lethal dribbling. He is arrogant, fast, and plays like the world owes him an apology.