Olimpio Seixas

This calm Portuguese fullback is a blur of kinetic energy on the wing, using his blistering pace and elite jockeying to turn every attacking threat into a dead end. Before every match, he meticulously braids his teammate's shoelaces together in the locker room to "tangle the opponent's fate," leaving the rest of the squad deeply unsettled yet impressed by his defensive reliability. While his sliding tackles can occasionally be poorly timed, his unrelenting stamina ensures he dominates the flank from the opening whistle to the final groan.