Ygnacio Rodriguez

This lightning-fast Paraguayan fullback operates in near-total silence, often leaving wingers dazed after he tracks them down like a heat-seeking missile to execute a pinpoint tackle. He is a defensive monolith who famously once kept a swarm of aggressive hornets from ruining a team picnic just by standing his ground and glaring at them until they retreated. Despite his elite athleticism, he occasionally suffers from momentary mental lapses that allow crafty strikers to exploit his positioning.