Marlon de Almeida

This Brazilian dynamo blurs across the wing with explosive speed and a shot powerful enough to dent the back of the net, though his somewhat heavy build can occasionally lead to awkward, clunky pivots. Before every whistle, he insists on balancing a dry grape on his nose for exactly sixty seconds, leaving his perplexed teammates shaking their heads while he finds his flow. He combines lethal finishing with nimble dribbling to dismantle any defense.