Shanna Lenoir

This French marksman glides past defenders with serene grace and clinical finishing, though her clunky balance often sees her tumble if she dares to move too quickly. To sharpen her focus, she insists on humming lullabies to her shin guards in the locker room, a bizarre ritual that leaves her teammates both baffled and slightly terrified. Her cold-blooded precision on the pitch is the only thing more startling than her choice of pre-match music.