Tara Alexander

Towering at 182cm, this Welsh dynamo is a defensive fortress, masterfully slide-tackling attackers while running rings around them with explosive energy. Before every whistle, she insists on braiding a single lock of her teammate's hair to 'tether' the defense, a ritual the squad affectionately endures despite its absurdity. Though her aerial dominance is legendary, she occasionally fumbles basic standing tackles, proving even perfection has a quirky flaw.