Petre Mcelroy

This fiery English center-back is a tireless defensive engine who uses elite jockeying and aggressive tackling to suffocate strikers, though his lack of physical strength can be exposed in aerial duels. Before every kickoff, he obsessively organizes his grass-stained shinguards into a perfect pyramid pattern, a peculiar ritual his bewildered teammates ignore while rolling their eyes. His relentless energy makes him a nightmare to play against for ninety minutes straight.