Nikki Vinke

This lightning-quick Dutch winger dominates the flanks with feline agility and impeccable ball control, though she frequently ignores her teammates entirely. Her cocky swagger is matched only by her bizarre pre-match ritual of drawing a mustache on her face with a permanent marker, a habit that makes the rest of the squad roll their eyes in collective exasperation. Despite her questionable technical decision-making, her elite balance and explosive pace make her a nightmare for any defender.