Mathieu Collin

This Belgian powerhouse patrols the midfield like an unstoppable engine, though his chaotic positioning often leaves him scrambling to recover. He famously insists on juggling a raw onion three times in the locker room to channel good energy, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates both confused and slightly teary-eyed. Despite this quirk, his ferocious intensity and immense physical dominance make him an absolute nightmare for any attacker.