Douglas Chandler

A human blur on the pitch, this cocky winger uses blistering pace and tight dribbling to leave defenders grasping at air, though his questionable decision-making often ruins the fun. He once celebrated a goal by taking a selfie with the referee while the ball was still rolling into the net, proving his ego is just as lethal as his burst of speed. While he lacks composure in long-range efforts, he treats every touch like he is the only person on the field.