Bruno Plascencia

This charismatic Mexican defensive midfielder dominates the engine room with tireless lungs and surgical tackling, though his surprising lack of aggression often sees him offer a polite smile instead of a bite to opponents. He famously once halted a dangerous counter-attack by engaging an opposing striker in an intense philosophical debate about the nature of space until the referee stepped in. Despite his unremarkable speed, his elite reading of the game ensures he is always exactly where he needs to be.